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kazumazkan
in order to see the truth you must first open your mind - -psychward dodger- I have my regrets and sometimes i wish i were nicer

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Merry Christmas everybody

Posted by kazumazkan - December 22nd, 2011


have a happy and merry christmas and good cheers


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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

Okay, so I was stupid enough to, after going to a Taco bell, have a nice dip at the city pool. I'm getting ready to walk over to the shallow end when I see this smoking hot blonde chick about to dive in. Now this is bad enough as is, as I am so prone to getting massive boners from seeing even average looking girls in swimwear. Anyway, she sees me right before diving in and we exchange awkward glances. I saw that she had braces and my dick woke up almost instantaneously. The shit felt like it was about to rip a hole through my pants and fly off into that chick's rack. So without thinking, I try to hide my rager, which only makes me look like a bigger creep. I slipped into the deep end and I didn't have any arm floaties or a water weenie, so I did what any black man does in water: I started freaking the EVER LIVING FUCK out and flailed my arms like a madman. In my panic, my asshole explodes and I let out a massive brown cloud of diarrhea shit in the water like an octopus inkspray. Just barley, I could hear muffled screaming, people getting out of the pool. I had no idea what was going on. There was shit in my eyes and mouth and still gushing from my ass, so all I could do was float, and hope God would take pity on me and I'd drown in my shit. Instead, I calmed down and was able to resurface. I got a firm grip on the edge and emerged from the liquid feces. I wiped the shit from my eyes when I realize I'm naked and drenched in my own filth like a shitty swamp monster. Everyone is staring at me in shock and horror before they run away screaming. I tried to shout out to apologize but instead I just made a gargling sound with shitwater spewing from my mouth. I tried to run away but instead I slipped, hitting my head on the asphalt and getting knocked out cold. I awoke in the hospital to be told that I have to pay expenses for the pool, in addition to being called "The Shit Monster" by the city for the rest of my life.

lol good one and hello:)

you know kazuma i never could get your personality XD

well sometimes i just have mixed personality at time but im all round good guy

but but angers gets the best of me :(

bu yea pretty good person

still your a pretty cool guy and i feel sort of relaxed around :) weird right?

um well not really i aint weird like some people will be

lol

what

hi jerk

why am i a jerk ?